kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

unretrieved:

I need $$
Not friends

theanti90smovement:

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

furr:

catholicnun:

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama