bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

realfriendly:

xydg:

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town

taranamgabata:

did u know, there’s this small rural town in japan called obama.
so there’s this girl in a 2007 drama who moved from the city to obama.
and she hates it at first and blames the town for her misery.
i kid u not. didn’t make this up.

at what age are you supposed to delete your blog

thebeatofyourlifeline:

Parks and Recreation 2x1

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE NIGHT:  owls are the smartest birds, able to speak over 22 bird languages.  most owls graduated top of their class at bird school, which is for birds

things straight ppl say in movies
girl: what are you doing?
boy: something i should have done a long time ago

lungbender:

Me: 

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