jalapussypoppers:

not gonna argue with that

jalapussypoppers:

not gonna argue with that

seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends

seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

thereisnofriday:

We were watching a video on psychology and then someone suggested we click on a related video and we ended up watching a 5 minute AMV of the Simpsons set to harder better faster stronger

thereisnofriday:

We were watching a video on psychology and then someone suggested we click on a related video and we ended up watching a 5 minute AMV of the Simpsons set to harder better faster stronger

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

basedpidgeot:

*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life

croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now